19. September 2012 14:23
If this song is really how Bruno Mars feels about this lady friend of his, then he is in fact an idiot.
Some choice lines
I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
Well that's lovely and all Bruno but what the fuck good does that do you in relation to her? Sure she might go "Ah that Bruno fella is lovely he caught a grenade for me but now he's blown all over the shop, I wish he wasn't complete mush." Yeah so she likes you now Bruno, but you're brown bread, well done brains. And what sort of a woman is this that people are throwing grenades at her anyway?
Throw my head on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah)
Sitting there watching the telly and suddenly she has a need for you to throw your head (hand?) on a blade. What is she, a vampire or something?
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah)
Poor lass is stuck there on the train tracks facing certain death as a Bullet Train is about to smash right through her… "I know, I'll jump in front of it for her". What the hell do you think you are going to achieve with that Bruno? Are you fucking superman or something, cause if not your both gonna end up as a pasty mess.
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah)
But you won't do the same
But it get's worse, not only is she not going to needlessly kill herself for Bruno, she actually wants to beat the shit out of him
Black, black, black and blue beat me 'til I'm numb
She also wouldn't mind watching him burn to death
If my body was on fire, ooh you' d watch me burn down in flames
Is this really what passes for a love song these days? Fuck, is this really what passes for a song these days?
HA, Donal Cahalane summed it up so much better here
. More like a game of Call of Duty than a song!